①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.